There probably isn’t a category of food more popular than Pizza at Trader Joe’s. We have reviewed many pizzas over the years. Here are a comprehensive list of our pizza reviews!
The frozen aisle finally figured out that the edges are the best part Quick Dietary Check (Because Some of You Are Reading This in the Aisle Right Now) ❌ NOT vegan (cheese, meat, all the good stuff) ❌ NOT gluten free (very much not, this is pillowy bread we’re talking about) ❌ NOT kosher (pepperoni, […]
The frozen pizza aisle’s latest import experiment, or: How I learned that sometimes change isn’t always an upgrade Here’s something that’s been keeping me up at night (okay, not really, but it definitely bothered me through two separate dinner attempts): Trader Joe’s went and replaced their perfectly decent pepperoni pizza with this new Italian version,
Trader Joe’s New Uncured Pepperoni Pizza Review Read More »
Remember when I called the original Trader Joe’s Pizza Margherita “aggressively mediocre”? When I said it was the “reliable friend of frozen pizzas” that showed up but never really impressed anyone? Well, buckle up, because apparently someone at TJ’s headquarters read that review, took a field trip to Naples, and decided to prove me spectacularly
Trader Joe’s Pizza Margherita Review (New and Improved) Read More »
Picture this: you’re staring into the refrigerated section at Trader Joe’s, desperately seeking dinner inspiration that doesn’t involve ordering expensive takeout or pretending that cereal counts as a balanced meal. Then you spot it, a mysterious log shaped something called a “Meatball Calzone” that promises to solve your dinner dilemma for less than seven bucks.
Trader Joe’s Meatball Calzone: When Your Inner Italian Meets Your Outer Laziness Read More »
Ahoy, garlic lovers! Trader Joe’s has docked a new culinary creation on our shores, and it’s as bold as the canals of Venice themselves. The Garlic Gondolas are here, bringing the unapologetic swagger of garlic bread, the comfort of gooey cheese, and the heft of rustic pizza dough—all shaped like a boat, because why not?
All Aboard the Garlic Express: Trader Joe’s Cheesy Gondolas Reviewed Read More »
