Picture this: It’s 8 AM on a Saturday when sensible people are still enjoying their coffee in peaceful silence. Instead, I’m battling determined shoppers wielding tiny carts like medieval weapons, all for the noble cause of Easter candy journalism. Yes, friends, I’ve once again braved the Trader Joe’s seasonal rush so you don’t have to waste your precious time while I sacrifice mine. I’ve endured the parking lot hunger games, dodged employees in Hawaiian shirts offering samples I didn’t ask for, and withstood the judgment of the cashier who clearly noticed that my cart contained nothing remotely resembling a vegetable. The things I do for you, dear readers! But fear not, this sugar-fueled reconnaissance mission was worth every chaotic moment, and I’m here with honest reviews of this year’s most egg-citing Easter offerings.
1. Trader Joe’s Break Apart Bunny
Forget the traditional solid chocolate bunny! Trader Joe’s has reimagined this Easter classic with their ingenious Break Apart Bunny ($3.99). This hollow milk chocolate bunny comes filled with fruity orange-flavored gummy carrots for a delightful textural contrast. The best part? It’s designed to break apart easily, so you can enjoy your chocolate without (as TJ’s cleverly puts it) having to “commit violence to the bunny.” Perfect for sharing or savoring over several days.
Price: $3.99 for 2.5 ounces
Comments: Perfect for your easter baskets for the kids. From the UK the same people that made the chocolate milk stirring spoon.
2. Trader Joe’s Milk Chocolate Bunny Bar
For chocolate lovers who prefer their treats in bar form, the Milk Chocolate Bunny Bar offers serious eye candy. This bunny-shaped milk chocolate bar is a festive feast topped with a colorful assortment of candy-coated milk chocolate gems, caramel bits, rainbow nonpareils, and a drizzle of white chocolate. It’s essentially a chocolate bunny and Easter basket combined into one indulgent treat! Another chocolate creation made in the UK and again another colorful addition to your easter baskets.
Comment: We bought these and the chocolate is excellent and the sprinkles and whatnots on top add some fun. Kids will love it.
Price: $4.49 for 3 oz
3. Trader Joe’s Chocolate Truffle Eggs
Elevate your Easter basket with these elegant Chocolate Truffle Eggs. These Belgian chocolate eggs come wrapped in different colored foils, each concealing a unique filling. The impressive variety includes dark praline, crispy milk, milk praline, milk coconut, dark pistachio, dark cookies and cream, and white praline. At $2.99 for a box of 7 eggs, these sophisticated treats make perfect little gifts, place settings for a spring gathering, or a special indulgence just for yourself.
Comment: I bought these and eat them already. They are excellent Belgian chocolates. The pistachio one was the best IMHO.
Price: $2.99 for 2.2 ounces
4. Trader Joe’s Easter Joe-Joe’s
Trader Joe’s beloved Joe-Joe cookies have gotten a spring makeover! The Easter Joe-Joe’s feature the classic Chocolate Vanilla sandwich cookies with festive decorations. In each package, you’ll find two cookies coated in milk chocolate with Easter sprinkles, and two coated in white chocolate with pink sanding sugar and adorable chocolate “decals” featuring eggs and bunny butts. These are guaranteed to bring smiles to your spring celebration.
Comment: These are a bit on the pricey side, considering they are $1 for each but if you think about how much you would spend on another Easter Basket stuffer, this might not be all that bad. They taste awesome, so don’t worry about!
Price: $3.99 for four
5. Trader Joe’s Macaron Ice Cream Sandwiches
While not explicitly Easter-themed, Trader Joe’s Macaron Ice Cream Sandwiches are a perfect spring treat. These delicate French cookies sandwich creamy ice cream for an elegant dessert that’s ideal for warmer spring days. At $4.99 for a box of two individually wrapped sandwiches, they’re an affordable luxury. The pastel colors fit right in with your Easter spread, and their light, airy texture offers a refreshing alternative to heavier chocolate treats.
Comment: I love a good ice cream sandwich as much as the next person, but $2 per sandwich is a bit steep. While they were excellent in taste, the price left me scratching my head.
Price: 4.99 for 2
Have you tried any of these seasonal offerings from Trader Joe’s yet? These limited-edition items tend to sell out quickly, so I recommend hopping to your local store soon! What’s your favorite Trader Joe’s spring treat?
