Hello, fellow TJ enthusiasts! Once again, I’ve braved the cheerful aisles and enthusiastic bell-ringing to bring you the latest scoop on what’s new at everyone’s favorite quirky grocery store. While other people spend their weekends hiking or brunching, I’m meticulously examining ingredient lists and subjecting my shopping companions to impromptu taste tests in the parking lot. My wallet may be lighter, but your shopping list is about to get longer, because this week’s newcomers are particularly tempting. Ready to discover which products will have you making an emergency TJ’s run before finishing this email? Let’s dive in!
As usual, I will run down a few products that Trader Joe’s recently released and give a summary and my thoughts on it based on my many years of reviewing Trader Joe’s products.
Trader Joe’s Single Origin Organic Dark Chocolate with Vanilla Bean
Prepare to embark on a chocolate adventure so sophisticated, it practically requires a passport. Trader Joe’s Single Origin Organic Dark Chocolate with Vanilla Bean comes straight from Madagascar, a land teeming with rare creatures, exotic plants, and apparently, chocolate bars that demand to be taken seriously. Crafted with both cocoa and vanilla from the island, this bar boasts a flavor so complex, it could probably solve a Rubik’s cube. The dark chocolate brings the drama, the vanilla adds a floral finesse, and together, they create a tasting experience so elevated, you might need a step stool. Pair it with coffee, tea, or a bold red wine—because, let’s be honest, once you’ve tasted this megadiverse masterpiece, you’ll want to keep the fancy vibes going.
Price: $2.29/2.64 Oz
Comments: If there is one thing that Trader Joe’s excels at and that is chocolate. I wouldn’t hesitate to pick up a bar of this and try it. Look for it in a future Review
Trader Joe’s Chicken Chile Verde Burritos
Once upon a time, a young boy’s love for Chicken Chile Verde nearly drove him to feral desperation, until the magical arrival of a tortilla saved him from a life of regrettable eating techniques. Now, thanks to Trader Joe’s Chicken Chile Verde Burritos, you, too, can skip the spoon-related existential crises and dive straight into tender chicken, zesty tomatillos, and just the right amount of spice, all neatly wrapped in a tortilla like destiny intended. No folklore, no fuss, just two burritos ready in minutes, so you can enjoy the flavor of a slow-cooked meal without having to spin a dramatic origin story of your own!
Price: $3.99 for two burritos 14 ounces total
Comments: We reviewed this product already and found it to be meh. The flavors were there but the filling had a bit of baby food texture and was very soft and had a hard time finding the meat. You can read the whole review.
Trader Joe’s Blood Orange Mochi
Trader Joe’s Blood Orange Mochi brings together the best of citrus flavors in one bite. Made with real Blood Orange juice concentrate, the ice cream strikes a perfect balance between sweet and tart, delicate yet bold—all while remaining irresistibly creamy. The soft, chewy Mochi shell adds just the right amount of texture, giving way to a smooth, velvety center that melts in your mouth. For the ideal creamy consistency, let your Mochi sit at room temperature for a few minutes, or enjoy it straight from the freezer for a firmer bite.
Price: $4.99/6.8 Oz for six
Comments: I love Mochi and and I love blood oranges. I think Trader Joe’s has a winner on their hands here.
Trader Joe’s Shrimp Noodle Rolls
Trader Joe’s Shrimp Noodle Rolls bring the classic flavors and textures of Cantonese cheung fun to your freezer. These delicate rice noodle rolls are filled with savory shrimp and deliver the perfect balance of silkiness and heartiness. Inspired by traditional dim sum, they’re easy to prepare—just pan-steam them with a bit of oil for a crispy bottom and a soft, tender top. Enjoy them as a side with stir-fry, as part of a dim sum spread alongside dumplings and shu mai, or as a satisfying entrée with leafy greens. For the best experience, pair them with a simple dipping sauce of soy sauce, rice vinegar, and sesame oil.
Price: $3.99/9.88 Oz 8 pieces
Comments: Trader Joe’s is on a roll right now with frozen Chinese dumplings, and noodle and such. I think they’ve released about a half a dozen frozen ready to eat bao, dumplings and noodles. All have been great so far so I expect these to be great too.
