Trader Joe’s New Products This Week 3/4/24

Hello, Trader Joe’s treasure hunters and reluctant grocery shoppers! Pull up a chair and prepare to be amused, bemused, and possibly confused. It’s that time of the week when we bring you our latest expedition into the wild and whimsical world of Trader Joe’s new offerings. Picture this: our brave team, armed with nothing but their taste buds and a dash of reckless abandon, venturing into the unknown aisles to sample the latest and (sometimes) greatest. From snacks that will make you say, “Hmm, interesting…” to drinks that whisper, “Why, oh why?” – we’ve sipped, nibbled, and occasionally grimaced through it all. So, if you’re curious about what’s new and noteworthy (or notorious), you’re in the perfect spot. Let’s peel back the curtain on this week’s Trader Joe’s curiosities!

Trader Joe’s Papas Rellenas

Trader Joe’s Papas Rellenas

Trader Joe’s Says: “An essential element of countless cuisines across Latin America and the Caribbean, the papa rellena might just be the ideal comfort food. While exact recipes vary, region to region, they’re typically made by stuffing savory-seasoned ground beef into a ball of mashed potatoes, which is then rolled in breadcrumbs and fried until it’s crispy, golden brown, and mouthwateringly delicious. On paper, it sounds a little like a spicier, appetizer version of a shepherd’s pie. As Trader Joe’s Papas Rellenas ably demonstrate, on the palate, it’s so much more..”

Our Comments: Two of my favorite things. Mashed potatoes and ground beef. But wait, it rolled in breadcrumbs and then deep fried! We are looking forward to this!

Price: $4.99/14 Oz

Buy or Pass: A definite Buy!

Trader Joe’s Unscented Deodorant

Trader Joe’s Unscented Deodorant

Trader Joe’s Says: “Since time immemorial, human societies have searched for ways to smell nice. (That’s obviously not the only pursuit human societies have been up to, but it’s certainly one of the most noble.) As we’ve learned over the millennia, not every aromatic solution has fit for everyone; some have relied on overpowering scents, or used potentially irritating materials. That’s where Trader Joe’s Unscented Deodorant comes in. Made with arrowroot powder and zinc ricinoleate to absorb odors, as well as coconut oil and jojoba esters to moisturize,  it’s designed to keep your underarms feeling fresh all day, all without the use of artificial scents, phthalates, parabens, baking soda, or aluminum.”

Our Comments: We’ve already bought this and are using it with great results! Look for a review to come out soon. You can’t beat the price of this.

Price: $4.99/1.8 Oz

Buy or Pass: A definite Buy!

Trader Joe’s Cheery Lemon Animal Crackers

Trader Joe’s Cheery Lemon Animal Crackers

Trader Joe’s Says: Let’s list some cheery things, shall we? Sunshine, laughing children, a well-whistled tune… Now, let’s add Trader Joe’s Cheery Lemon Animal Crackers to the list! It’s not just their name that makes these Crackers so Cheery. In fact, the actual cheeriness of these Crackers came first, prompted by the bright yellow yogurt coating and rainbow-colored nonpareils-aka crunchy candy sprinkles. (Incidentally, all the happy hues in these Crackers derive from simple sources including vegetable juice, beta-carotene, and turmeric.)

Our Comments: Hmmmm…. more cookies from Trader Joe’s. We love most of their cookies and I can’t imagine that this won’t be excellent too. Lemons and yogurt and nonpareils… yum! The price is right for a quick snack at $.99

Price: $0.99/1.65 Oz

Buy or Pass: A definite Buy!

Trader Joe’s Peas & Carrots Sour Gummy Candies

Trader Joe’s Peas & Carrots Sour Gummy Candies

Trader Joe’s Says: Pass the Peas, please-and the Carrots while you’re at it, because Trader Joe’s Peas & Carrots Sour Gummy Candies are ripe for the picking! Coming to us fresh from the gummy gardens of northern France (a.k.a. one of our favorite French confectionaries), these pea-and-carrot-shaped Gummies are just what the doctor ordered-the Peas are sour, the Carrots are sweet, and the whole harvest is delicious!

Our Comments: Just like the cookies above, more candy! We all know how much candy Trader Joe’s cranks out, but peas and carrots? This is a very interesting take on gummies. Hopefully, they don’t taste like peas and carrots.

Price: $1.29/3 Oz

Buy or Pass: A definite Buy!

And there you have it, folks – another week of Trader Joe’s explorations wrapped up with a bow (or should we say, a twist-tie). We laughed, we cried, we questioned our life choices, but most importantly, we survived yet another batch of Joe’s latest and, uh, greatest? Whether you’re now rushing out to grab that oddly-flavored snack or just shaking your head in bewildered amusement, remember: it’s all in the name of culinary adventure. Stay quirky, keep your shopping carts adventurous, and join us next week for more tongue-in-cheek reviews from the ever-surprising aisles of Trader Joe’s. Until then, keep your taste buds curious and your skepticism handy!

Thanks for reading!
~Steve at Club Trader Joe’s

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